So, punny story... 😏

Pun slam emcee Forest I. E. Ember and pun champ Ian Mitnick (and Ian's dog, Otis) hope you're having a really great day.
(📸: Ana Sofia Knauf)


On Wednesday, we went to something amazing: Pundamonium’s Seattle pun slam, a competition in which folks from around Puget Sound gather to pun-tificate on the cleverest turns of phrase. The showdown, which usually features up to 10 contestants, goes down every other week at Peddler Brewing Company in Ballard and packs the house.

How did this pun-derful competition come to be? Forest I.E. Ember launched Seattle’s Pundamonium, which has five other branches in Los Angeles, Milwaukee, Chicago, Madison, and Minneapolis, in January 2015. It got its start as a monthly pun-off at the Skylark café club in West Seattle, but because the pun slam was so popular, she eventually moved the competition to Peddler Brewing and started hosting the showdown every other week. Know how much Forest loves this event? She drives over from Olympia to make sure it happens.

Now let’s hear from the slam’s winner, Ian Mitnick

Was Wednesday your first time participating in Pundamonium?

“Yes. It was a great experience [and] I was blown away by the crowd turnout. It was a lot of fun.”

How did you get so into puns and how do you get inspired to make new ones?

“I’ve always thought that a sense of humor was my sixth sense. I think I’ve been telling ‘dad jokes’ since I was a little kid, so having a ‘pun slam’ was right up my alley. The categories at Pundamonium were challenging, but also really made me think creatively to try to create clever word plays in categories I had never thought about before.”

What’s the best pun you’ve ever delivered, whether it was planned or spontaneous?

“I think spontaneous puns are the best. I don’t know if this is the best one I’ve ever delivered, but one of my favorites from [Wednesday] was probably when talking about tools: ‘What did the bolt put on his salad? Wrench Dressing.'”

There was a pretty big crowd at the slam on Wednesday. Does thinking fast on your feet get easier over time?
“Yeah, luckily last night the crowd was very forgiving for some of the puns that didn’t land and their laughter at some of the good ones was definitely invigorating. Feeding off of their laughter definitely made it easier as the show went on.”

Want to see what Seattle’s pun slam is like? We recorded Wednesday night’s finals for you! Watch the wackiness here. And check out the next pun slam on Sunday, April 22.

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» Psst! We asked pun slam winner Ian Mitnick to help us drop a few puns below. See if you can spot ‘em! (And thanks, Ian!)

Good evening, Mr. Meowyor. There’s a cat in Columbia City you should know about. His name is Felix, and “Felix gets around,” says a neighbor who doesn’t own Felix but whose husband still woke up at 2 a.m. to find the uber-social cat — known as the “mayor of Columbia City” — lying on his face. This may not make him the purrfect neighbor, but The Stranger’s Charles Mudede profiled this feline fixture of the neighborhood, and…wow. “He wasn’t looking at me; he was looking right through me,” Charles wrote about the moment he first saw Felix at the top of his owner’s stairs. “All that mattered to this odd cat was the open door behind my body.” Intrigued? Here’s @felixthemayor’s Facebook fan page. (The Stranger)   

Wicked high. We’re not making this up, folks: A bunch of glassblowing artists are going to get together in South Lake Union around 4/20 (pot day!) to build what will eventually be a 24-foot tall, 800-pound bong. It’s going to go in Cannabition, a weed museum that’ll open in Las Vegas this summer. Yes, people could actually smoke with it, but no, you can’t go watch ‘em build it. ☹️ (The Seattle Times).

Scotch taped? If you see one video all week, make it this brilliant, secret recording of a chalk hopscotch court on Second Avenue. A viral video company drew it, turned on a camera, and waited to see how many people who passed by over a 10-hour period would actually be kid enough to play. The answer? 128. (GeekWire)

Miss the dish. Tastes change, and so do our restaurants. Here are 14 local eateries that have closed in the last two months. Feeling like you’re missing a pizza your heart? Feeling betrayed by the closing of your fave eggs Benedict brunch spot? (😉) Look on the bright side: Fifty-plus new restaurants have opened in that same period of time. “Seattle’s crazy restaurant boom,” writes Bethany Jean Clement, “keeps booming.” (The Seattle Times)

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🗣  April 19: Explore the living history of Seattle’s first people at the second edition of Seattle Live (Queen Anne)

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🎙 April 24: Boost your small business and meet peers in your industry at the inaugural Elevate NW Conference (Queen Anne)

Around Town


🏞  Sign up for an amazing 24-hour adventure race (Sand Point)
🎶  Sway to Duke Ellington jams – through Sunday (Downtown)
🎟  Charge up with some improv (Downtown)


🎶  Party with local space geeks at Yuri’s Night (Tukwila)
🎨  See the city’s drag royalty hit the runway (Downtown)
🏞  Help re-forest a park (Seward Park)
🎈  Go to the biggest kids’ parade in the state (Tacoma)
🏞  Take a free Spring Day hike (All over)


🎈  Take the fam to the International Children’s Friendship Festival (Queen Anne)
👋  Go on a photo scavenger hunt (South Lake Union)
🎈  Dip the kids in Marine Mammal Mania (Downtown)
💡  Remember victims of the Holocaust (Belltown)
🗣  Hear from feminist culture critic Lindy West (Downtown)


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